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Hey!!!!  I'm back!!!  Did you miss me?  I know you did....No need to fear...I'm here.  LOL!!

While on my brief hiatus (I needed a break to go "inward"...don't ask; just nod your head) I decided that I wanted to diversify the content on this blog.  So we will now include "nice" stuff along with the "naughty".  Topics will include anything that I find interesting :-)

Giveaway

Spring is right around the corner and I am really feeling it.  I was looking through my inventory (I am an adult toy salesperson) and found a couple of items I want to give to some [frustrated] deserving people.  Soooooo, without further ado.....the first toy is 

The Horny Honey Spotlight Vibe

From mild to wild intimate pleasure!! Waterproof vibrator allows for play outside the bedroom. Shine a little lite on Play Time with the Horny Honey Spot Lite play time Vibe! Super powerful motor 3 speeds functions. This little vibe is super powerful and is sure to brighten things up during your next playful encounter! Batteries included...

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Like my page on Facebook before Friday, March 9th for your chance to win.  Two Winners will be chosen at random....

Social Taboo: Penis Size and Race

Happy Super Sunday!!  As I was sitting here reading the news this morning, I ran across an article about a study on penis sizes, worldwide.  Before I read the article, I began to think about stereotypes associated with penis size and race. 



Being a black girl from the south, you always heard that black men were superior, both internationally and in the bedroom.  I mean, we've all heard the saying "once you go black...(you know the rest)" so I know I am not the only person who has heard this.  Once I became older, I started meeting people of other races and hearing their viewpoints on race and penis sizes. Normally, it went like this:

• black and African men were the most popular and well endowed (hell, white women love our men more than we do)
• white men came in second (sometimes third) in popularity and size
• Latinos come in third in size but not in popularity
• Asians and Indians come in last in popularity and size

So, of course, I had my own views before I began reading this.  I have encountered black men that were not very large and I have seen some white men that were VERY nicely packaged so I was very curious on what the study read.  Well, guess what?  Most of my stereotypes were confirmed!!  Here are the findings:

• Men in China, India, Thailand, Indonesia, South Korea, and parts of New Guinea fared the worst and came in with the smallest penises.
• The U.S., Russia, Australia, Ethiopia, and Pakistan all came in with the 2nd smallest penises.
• Canada, Greenland, Most of Europe, Argentina, and a few other countries came in average. 
• Ecuadorians (South America) had the 2nd largest penises.  (I was super shocked about this). 
• Men in Congo (Africa) came in first. On average, Congos have the largest penises in the world.

Well, there you go. I was surprised to see that some countries in S. America averaged men with the largest penises.  The myth about Asians are mostly...TRUE.  Canadian men, while they may have larger penises than men in the U.S., are average.  Men in most African countries have larger penises and men in the U.S. has the second smallest (surprise). 

If you want to read the entire article and see a map, go here . 

Happy Humping!!

Wet & Wild Wednesday

Hey Guys!!  It's Hump Day and you know what that means...

Wet and Wild Wednesday time!!!

The product sure to get your hump day wet and wild is.....

The Deep Stroker Rabbit Vibrator
This rabbit loves to hide in holes! The Deep Stroker Rabbit is made of soft jelly. The internal beads rotate while the shaft moves up and down. A clit-teasing rabbit has long ears and a soft nose to arouse you to climax. The control base has separate switches for the clit teasers vibration, the shafts rotation, and penetration speed. Requires three AA size batteries, not included. The love toy that does it all!   
  To order, email nicenaughtyblog@gmail.com

Happy Humping!!

Position of the Day: Lotus

The Position of the day is.....

(drum roll please)

Have you seen a Buddha sitting on a lotus? You know, sits on the butt with legs in a intertwined crossing such that the right foot rests on the left thigh and the left foot rests on the right thigh, with soles facing up. Such a sitting position is called the lotus position. It is also one of the most basic posture of yoga, and does take some flexibility and getting used to.

If a man assumes a lotus posture and a woman sits on the penis of the man, then that's the lotus sex position. That'd be the ultimate zen of copulation. In the illustration above, the boy kneel instead, which decreases penis exposure and does not provide a flat surface for the woman to sit on.

Happy Humping!! 



Fantastic Friday!!

Happy Fantastic Friday!! 

I want to talk about something that many people know nothing about (but think they do).....INTIMACY.  I see people everyday just going through life using their bodies for sex and never REALLY  connect with people.  Then they get old, bitter, and never understand why they never experienced a lasting, fulfilling relationship. 

 

First, intimacy has nothing to do with SEX.  That is a common misconception. There are many reasons a person cannot become intimate with their mate.  The first is the issue of incompatibility.  There are millions of couples who are incompatible, trying to make it work and are beating a dead horse.  Let that person go and allow yourself to open up enough to allow YOUR perfect mate to come into your life.  This will allow you to open up and be intimate.

Another reason one cannot become intimate is because of past issues.  Everyone has been through problems but you cannot allow your past issues and actions to destroy your present relationship.  The past has to be dealt with before you can move into a new HEALTHY relationship....


How can intimacy problems develop from a couple living together?! By its very nature, common law arrangements miss the single most important ingredient to intimacy: commitment.  When you don’t really understand how intimacy is developed, it’s very natural to want to pursue its benefits, and all the while undermine the very thing you’re trying to get! Romantic and sexual intimacy don’t come cheap. They will cost you dearly: giving your spouse unconditional love and sacrificial commitment in marriage. But the return on your investment will be absolutely amazing!

These are just a few of the many reasons why many couples never experience the intimacy REAL relationships have.  Like I have always believed...Get yourself straight and your world will follow.

Happy Humping!!